- I won’t kill you, I’ll put you in a room full of gaz providers and I’ll give your kid a car racing game.
The more he wins, the more you suffocate, and we both know what your kid’s favorite game.
- It never is the sudden absence of light what makes you afraid at night; but it surely is the one who turned off the lights.
- A blind man on the street asked another for help cutting the price ticket on the back of his shirt using a scissors he had with him. The other man approached the back of his neck with the scissors saying: “You shouldn’t have trusted me; I’m as blind as you are, and they say I’m a fool”.
- He was sitting on the road side, saying to people passing by: “cow”, “pig”, “chicken” and finally he said “human”. I asked him: why are you calling people that way?! He answered: I’m only saying what their last meal was.
- At 4 am he slipped his arm around her waist and down to her belly, she said: “John, not twice a day, we are tired”. He replied: “Honey, John was not here the first time”.